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A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!"The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle."And what's so funny...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed."This is the last time" the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!"Submitted by Greg Hall:Find California Lawyers at the National ...

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