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Nice collection of short funny jokes 2012:1.Marriage proposal.A young boy have come to meet a man saying that he wants to marry her daughter.Father: What do you do?Boy: I do robbery, stealing, murder etc.Father: But that’s are all the negative activity. Is there any positive thing that you have?Boy: Oh, yes sir. I am HIV positive.2. ShoppingA man went to a shop to buy a tie for him.Salesman: How c...

"How old are you, Tommy?" asked a caller."Well, when I'm home I'm five, when I'm in school I'm six, and when I'm on the cars I'm four.""How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, Jonesy, " said Witherell. "What's up? Any tender little romance there?""No, indeed—why, that woman hates me, " said Jonesy."She doesn't show it, " said Witherell."No; but she knows I know how old she is—we were bot...

The editor of the local paper was unable to secure advertising from one of the business men of the town, who asserted stoutly that he himself never read ads., and didn't believe anyone else did."Will you advertise if I can convince you that folks read the ads.?" the editor asked."If you can show me!" was the sarcastic answer. "But you can't."In the next issue of the paper, the editor ran a line of...